Your birth month is what you’re getting for Christmas

Your birth month is what you’re getting for Christmas
Jan: An Orange
Feb: A Labrador..

Mar: Cheesecake
Apr: Prison sentence..

May: Engagement ring
Jun: Nothing..

Jul: A slice of pizza
Aug: A trip to Bahamas..

Sep: A new car
Oct: A lump of coal..

Nov: Wine
Dec: Nothing..

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